For failing to keep any of your arse in your jeans.

I fine you you $1:42 for .. well ... just because.

I really don't care how bad your night has been, stop staring at me like it is my fault.

A $0.67 fine and some advice about personal hygiene.

There is a show at Hamer Hall, a big crowd, limited seating. And this!

A $4.41 fine each and may you burn in hell.

Maybe 1 song. Maybe 4 songs. But not every song - both you and your friend filming the same thing with cameras held high and blocking the view of others. No!

The fine is reduced as they were more considerate after being nudged.

Just one fine of $1