Ok - that's enough now.
When, on a Monday, I ask you how you are, if you reply along the lines of, "not bad ..... for a Monday" or anything that is suffixed with "for a Monday", then I will be fining you $1.
If you follow this comment with a laugh, then that will incur an additional 79 cent fine.
There - you've been warned. Now stop it.
I know that circumstances aren't good for you. I know that your health isn't great. I know that you needed a piss.
But I didn't need to see you whip that out and water the plants on the street.
And when you'd finished, you could have put it away quickly rather than let it get a tan.
So put it away and pay a fine of $4.43