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  Sunday 5th February

Shop, Forrest, shop! Of all the people to want to look like, you choose this?

I fine you $0.12 for a lack of imagination.

  Sunday 2nd April

You go to work and think that it's too hot for shoes so you'll wear sandals with no socks? Not on my watch, sonny Jim.

That error of judgement will cost you $1.29

  Tuesday 25th April

I think that people should be free to dress and look however they wish to, but sometimes, a warning would prevent shocking folk.

Just a $0.42 fine - small but necessary

  Thursday 27th April

Having fined somebody for a suit and no socks, I have to fine this blatant example of white socks. Intollerable.

You receive the standard sandal fine of $1.29

  Friday 5th May

I was happy to be at a Queen gig and this knob in front of me watched and reacted to a whole game of soccer and kept standing up and shouting at the screen.

For distracting me during such a great show, I fine you $6.94